Quantum Caliente

Wow.  So my macbook has been out of commission for months now.  Apple finally released an update fixing the issue with the wireless internet apparently, becuase ever since since the update my wireless internet works perfectly.  Hallejuah.  Or however u spell that.

Anyway, since my last post a lot of things have happened.  I moved out of my house and back into my parents because i was so absolutely poor.  I almost had my car repoed, and should have been kicked out of my house, but i pretty much got everything under control now that im here at my parents.  And by under control i mean my paychecks just barely cover my bills and nothing else.  But what can i do.

Also, as of now im broken up with my girlfriend lena.  Weve been dating for a really long time but were having problems working certain issues out.  Were working on it though and the only reason were broken up is so that we can take a little break from each other for a while.  It will give some thinking time and let us know if wer really need each other and whatnot.  Whatever. :P.  

I'm also approaching becoming the assistant manager at dominos.  Idk...... if i can get assistant manager and make 9.50 an hour i think i'll be doin all right.  i only work 4 days a week right now, but if i can get the 9.50 and work 1 more day, i'll be gettin 50 hours a week.  right now my paycheck is like $550, but if i get the raise and the one more day its gonna be $1050.  its a pretty big jump lol.  anyway im really really crossin my fingers for that.  and i know nobody reads this but if someone just happens to, cross your fingers for me as well.

As far as the bike from previous posts, yea its working again.  finally got the right parts, and i even got some new back brakes.  its just too damn cold now to ride it :P.

You might have also noticed from previous posts the frequent college skipping that i did.  Yea well im failing every single course and theres like 2 weeks left.  down right awesome if u ask me.  and you are so thats what im saying.  bitch.

anyway, now that the top is in tip top condition, i'll be sure to have conjugal vists with the internet more often.  wheeee!

otherwise nothing interesting has really happened.  as usual.  fuckin fuck.

-kalizar

Jerky

Yea so i was having some laptop issues.  My macbook decides when it wants to connect to the internet, so i can be disconnected for long stents.  Fortunatly, it magically started working again, so here i am.  I suppose i could just post with my girlfriend's computer, but it has vista on it so fuck that.

Once again, and as usual, nothing interesting to post.  I woke up today, went to work, and now im here.  It's 8:40 in the morning and i still cant fall asleep.  I'll probably fall asleep at like 10am and get like 6 hours of sleep before i have to be awake again and ready to go into work.  It doesnt seem like a big deal if u have to work at 5 or 6 but it is if u cant go to sleep till this early in the damn morning =P.

Anyway just posting in here to keep it going.  Ciao.

Alcoholism.

What a couple of days.  I guess i'll sum up what happened.

Two days ago, the majority of the day was just boring.  I ended up going out with my parents to this bar cuz my mom wanted to watch the moon come up.  Me, my mom and dad, and my girlfriend lena, and my friend sean went.  I ended up drinkin like 4 beers there i think.  We were about to leave, and then apparently someone texted lena and told us to meet them somewhere else.  So we did.  I arrived there and asked the bartended if he had any specials.  He said $2 PBR and $2 whiskey.  So i ordered a whiskey sour.  Then another.  Then a whiskey shot.  Then something else.  Then me and sean actually did a "whiskey bomb".  Which sucked.  Then i chugged some vodka cranberry and an entire whiskey sour.  Then......  well.......   I dont remember lol.  I seriously lost the entire night after that point except for a few little 5-minute stretches.  lol i woke up on the couch the next morning.  Turns out i puked out of the back of a car, cried on someones lap, seriously injured my foot and knee lol, but luckily nothing too seriously enfuriating or embarrasing happened.  This time.

Now as for yesterday, i woke up still fucking drunk.  Courtney woke up about the same time i did, and handed me and lena a loritab.  I just sat around and played madden all day.

A little later sean called and said he had been fired from dominos, so i told him to come over and we'd hang out.  I scraped together enough change to buy cigarettes and some beer, and we had a little madden match.  He won.  barely.  Asshole :P.  Then we watched the new episode of ultimate fighter, and he got a booty call from some girl so he took off.

About that time my roomate pat came home, and shortly after lena and courtney came home from doing laundry.  Everyone wanted to go to panama hatty's for sink or swim, so we ended up going.  Well, we go next door so pat can get some money to get in, and the atm was down.  Then at the same gas station, lena's ID gets taken away cuz she tried to use it to buy cigarettes.  Courtney and this other guy we knew were already inside, so we ended up having to borrow his car to make it back to the house.  Stupid.  Tom, my other roomate was home, and we just sat around and played drinking games, and watched Iron Man.  Which was a pretty sweet movie -the ending.  Then bed.  Now im here.  The next morning.  Whoo.

Pencil Chafings

So i guess this blog is pretty pointless if i forget to write in it half of the time. I really just want to be able to remember what i do everyday because i honestly forget a day after it happens. I wanted to post what happened over the last two days but i really dont remember too much. I guess i'll try to sum it up though :P.

I was supposed to go to school yesterday, but just didnt have the money, so i just stayed home. From the second i woke up, my girlfriend, Lena, was just acting kinda distant and wierd. I just kinda ignored it because it happens every once in a while. About 5 minutes after i wake up though she just kinda leaves and goes to her friends house. With the car. I'm left here by myself with my broken motorcycle and nothing to do. That was a little irritating. Then i remember i had to take the bike to my parents house today and try to get it fixed. So i hopped on to ride to the house, and was like, shit i have no gas. So i stop at a petrol station, reach in my pocket to find.... no monies! so now i have to call lena at her friends house and tell her that i lost 10 dollars and that i need to borrow money. She was excited about that of course.

So i get the money and go to my dads house. We find the right tools to take off my back tire, we loosen the bolts, adjust the chain tension, take the chain off, take the caliper off, remove all the bolts, take off the old sprocket, put on the new one, put everything back on, try to put the chain on......  the teeth on the sprocket were a little too wide for the chain.  turns out it the back and front sprocket and the chain were lightened.  So thats on the way now.

And since this was like 3 days ago now, i forgot the rest.  yepp.

Camel Vagina

So i skipped a day or two, wanna fight about it?  No actually i think i was probably too drunk for the last two nights to post anything.  I don't really remember.  So i'll just describe whats going on right now, and that will cover the last few days.

So i'm moving out of my house and back in with my parents.  I had a string of bad luck, and changed jobs twice.  Nobody seems to want to give anyone any hours.  Anyway, i'm a little behind on my rent so im just gonna move out and owe my landlord the money.  i talked to him about this and told him to just rent out my room and i'll stay in my girlfriends room, which i do most of the time anyway.  So he said ok, and then within a day or two said he found someone to move in.  Yea.

So three days ago im sitting in the living room and my landlord comes in and says, "ok hes moving in today so you have to have all your stuff out."  One day notice to move everything?  Not only that, but i had to be to work in like an hour.  So one hour notice?  So i do the best i can.  The only thing i left in there was my dresser which i couldnt move by myself, my bed up against the wall, and a small shelf.  And then he never shows up.

Two days ago, he finally shows up, and wonders when im gonna move i stuff.  I said, "tomorrow or [bob] is gonna help me move it monday."  He said that wasnt good enough, and that if i cant move it by tomorrow (sunday) that we should just put it outside.  Really?  You want to come into my house, and tell me to put my fucking stuff outside?  Fuck off, you put your shit outside.  So he leaves.

Then yesterday he comes back and wakes me up with, "hey man what are you doing with your stuff."  So i get up and drag everything from the room into my girlfriends room.  Now theres ttwo peoples worth of shit in there and it looks like complete asshole.  the dresser is still there, and i tell him to just leave it for now so that i can get my moms can and come get it.  i walked outside long enough to call her, and when i get back the dresser is out of the room, half in my girlfriends room with our shit pushed out of the way, and half in the hall so that we cant even close our door.  Him and his friends then proceed to take our chair out of the living room and put it outside, and then rearrange the front porch to their liking.  Has this dude never heard of first impressions?  I guess not cuz i think hes a total deusch.  

So after all the i go to work for a while, where i get told im about to get plenty of more hours, and a pretty decent raise.  Nice.  I get home, my gf gets home only to say shes going back out.  She goes out with the roomate, calls crying, i go pick her up, get told a story about how pissed the roomate is that were moving out and is being mean, she leaves to go talk to a friend, and i buy a 4-pack of miller high life and play COD4.  lol.  Then my friend sean showed up drunk off his ass, and took over the playing of COD4.  Drunk driving is so fun.  :(

So that's what i did last night, and just to throw this in, I made a huge pizza the day before at work.  It seriously took up one side of the oven to the other.  rub your face on these:

My hand next to a regular large, and then my super pizza.  lol

pizza next to a lighter for comparison

One slice next to a large pizza, and next to a slice of large.  It was freaking huge!

Over and out homies!

Yep.

So i started this blog a few days ago.  I meant to keep up with my day to day activities, mainly to just help me keep track of what i do everyday.  I always seem to have arguments about when shit happened, and where, and with who.  I guess if i post what happens everyday and add a few pictures.... i always win the argument.  =].  So anyway, that probably means that every post will pointless, useless and bland, but something interesting is bound to happen someday.  So read if you want.  I really don't care.

Today I woke up for college, only to remember that me and my girlfriend are sharing a vehicle at this point.  I needed to be at college an hour away, and she needed to be at work in like 45 minutes.  So i skipped my first class to give her a ride.  We ended up going to a coffee shop by her working and getting some breakfast and a coffee.  I dropped her off and headed to class.

When i get there, my second class only has like 15 minutes left of it, so i skip that one too.  No big deal.  There was no test or anything in there so whatever.  So i decide to sit in the parking lot and study for a bit for my mid-term in my sign language class.  But as my luck usually goes, i left the paper that i needed to study at home.  So i just sat and drew.  Or drawed.  Whatever.  I ended up walking into class, studying for like 5 minutes, and making a 97.  Not bad.

After class i drove all the way to crescent city to get a new tire put on.  Did that, spent some time with my grandparents who live there and returned home to st. augustine.  Done.

Upon arriving home i actually fell asleep for a few hours.  I didn't wake up till about 9:30pm, and saw lena getting ready.  She was going to Panama Hatty's and wanted me to come, but im so broke that i cant even afford $10 for all you can drink.  So she went.  I played COD4, i picked her up.  Some of her friends brought an 18 pack over and then left without drinking a single one.  So now im drinking beer and writing this post.  What a great exciting day.  I suppose i should go to bed though.  Gotta work tomorrow at some point lol.

[Found this post sitting as a draft in my posts list. Figured I would share. Edit date is 9/27/08. Actual publish date is 4/23/10.]

The point of this blog will essentially be meant to hold all of the knowlege that my small brain can not handle storing. I honestly can't remember sometimes what i did an hour ago, let alone what happened yesterday, or last week. I'll simply be posting my day-to-day activities and what is going on in my life. I guess we'll see if it actually turns out to be interesting, but it really doesnt matter. I really just want to be able to come back here myself from time to time if i forget what happened on a certain day :P.

Yesterday was a very bland day. I woke up and pretty much just sat around waiting for work to come. I downloaded a bunch of movies and music, and just sat around on the internet for a bit. My girlfriend, [she who shall not be named], arrived home from her job saying that she wanted to get some beer, so we did. The variety pack from ABC. I drank a few beers, and then fell asleep in our guest bedroom. Good thing i had the wits to set my alarm lol.

So i woke up for work, went in and of course hated it. I work for Dominos Pizza in St. Augustine as an insider, and trust me, i dont get paid enough. Long story short, there was a new shift-runner working there today, and they really had no clue what they were doing. I pretty much ran the entire store all night long. It was ridiculus.

Now the interesting part. My girlfriend and some friends showed up right as I was getting off work, and we all left together. My friends in a car, and me on my motorcycle. We were riding side by side until

..........

[Original post ends here... but i guess i shouldn't leave all my interested readers hanging. ill finish what I can remember...]

... they started revving their engine at me enticing me to race. I waited till I passed the known cop hangout, and then took off. Not to beat them in a race or to go fast or whatever, just to tease them to show them how much faster my bike was. I hit like 80 and started to slow back down. However a cop clocked me right when I hit 80. He was coming the other direction and I saw his lights go on and brake lights light up. At first I was like "shit" and slowed down but then I realized I had no motorcycle liscence and would be going to jail if I got pulled over. So I sped up. I hit about 120 on US1, then busted a left. I hit some backroads and then was approaching my house when another cop spotted me, motioned for me to pull over, and when I didn't HE jumped in his car and started chasing. I passed like 10 cars in the middle of the road and then pulled into my house and rode the bike around to the back, jumped off, and ran inside.

[couldnt tell u what I did the rest of that night but I just wanted to share this post.]