Camel Vagina

So i skipped a day or two, wanna fight about it?  No actually i think i was probably too drunk for the last two nights to post anything.  I don't really remember.  So i'll just describe whats going on right now, and that will cover the last few days.

So i'm moving out of my house and back in with my parents.  I had a string of bad luck, and changed jobs twice.  Nobody seems to want to give anyone any hours.  Anyway, i'm a little behind on my rent so im just gonna move out and owe my landlord the money.  i talked to him about this and told him to just rent out my room and i'll stay in my girlfriends room, which i do most of the time anyway.  So he said ok, and then within a day or two said he found someone to move in.  Yea.

So three days ago im sitting in the living room and my landlord comes in and says, "ok hes moving in today so you have to have all your stuff out."  One day notice to move everything?  Not only that, but i had to be to work in like an hour.  So one hour notice?  So i do the best i can.  The only thing i left in there was my dresser which i couldnt move by myself, my bed up against the wall, and a small shelf.  And then he never shows up.

Two days ago, he finally shows up, and wonders when im gonna move i stuff.  I said, "tomorrow or [bob] is gonna help me move it monday."  He said that wasnt good enough, and that if i cant move it by tomorrow (sunday) that we should just put it outside.  Really?  You want to come into my house, and tell me to put my fucking stuff outside?  Fuck off, you put your shit outside.  So he leaves.

Then yesterday he comes back and wakes me up with, "hey man what are you doing with your stuff."  So i get up and drag everything from the room into my girlfriends room.  Now theres ttwo peoples worth of shit in there and it looks like complete asshole.  the dresser is still there, and i tell him to just leave it for now so that i can get my moms can and come get it.  i walked outside long enough to call her, and when i get back the dresser is out of the room, half in my girlfriends room with our shit pushed out of the way, and half in the hall so that we cant even close our door.  Him and his friends then proceed to take our chair out of the living room and put it outside, and then rearrange the front porch to their liking.  Has this dude never heard of first impressions?  I guess not cuz i think hes a total deusch.  

So after all the i go to work for a while, where i get told im about to get plenty of more hours, and a pretty decent raise.  Nice.  I get home, my gf gets home only to say shes going back out.  She goes out with the roomate, calls crying, i go pick her up, get told a story about how pissed the roomate is that were moving out and is being mean, she leaves to go talk to a friend, and i buy a 4-pack of miller high life and play COD4.  lol.  Then my friend sean showed up drunk off his ass, and took over the playing of COD4.  Drunk driving is so fun.  :(

So that's what i did last night, and just to throw this in, I made a huge pizza the day before at work.  It seriously took up one side of the oven to the other.  rub your face on these:

My hand next to a regular large, and then my super pizza.  lol

pizza next to a lighter for comparison

One slice next to a large pizza, and next to a slice of large.  It was freaking huge!

Over and out homies!