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Yet once again I am here to speak of the events of my mediocre day. Hurray!

Woke up today around 2pm, and headed to the college to find out about my online classes that im signed up for at Saint Leo. Went into the Bachelors program for Computer Information Systems degree. Talked to the lady there for a while, and then headed off to work.

On the way there I decided to stop at popeyes, tried to order a 3 piece chicken strip meal, ended up with a 3 piece regular chicken meal. And they gave me the 3 parts that are my least favorite. But eh. Whatever.

I was going in early for hanner today, so i got there around 4:40. Clocked in and started taking runs. I started out bad but it ended kinda ok. 21 runs, 60 bucks. I figured out today that I really need to make 80 bucks every night to even making working there worthwhile. If I made 80 bucks that would mean I made $11 an hour. Ive pretty much decided to just try and find something here closer to home in Palatka. If I could find something $10 hour or more I would be set. I would save enough on gas and tires and brakes and oil changes etc that I think things would be ok. Cuz really if I make 60 bucks a night, -20 for gas, then ive made 40 bucks for the night. Split that up into 10 hours a night and that $4 an hour in tips. Added to $5.50 in wages and u have $9.50. So really $10 an hour wouldnt be half bad. Especially if i could get like 45 hours or so a week. Those would be pretty decent checks. So I guess its job hunting I go.

Worked out again today. Did yesterday too. I've made it my goal to work every single for 90 days in a row. Whether it just be pushups and situps and some skateboarding or something, or a full out gym visit, at least 1 hour every day for 90 days. I've pretty much told myself that no matter what I have to work out. Literally. We'll see how that goes and i'll update.

Anyway, now i'm just lookin for stuff to do really. Think im gonna play some fallout 3 on the PS3 and maybe drink a few beers. Got a busy day tomorrow though....

Title

So this post was originally different, but I kinda changed my mind and decided to write a little more. Ha ha now you will never know what the original was! I'm sure you care so extremely much too. Just try not to cry too much or you'll embarrass yourself.

Anyway, me and Des didn't actually end up doing too much the next day. I think we just ended up watchin a few movies. To be honest, I don't really remember. I'm gonna assume that means we just watched some movies, cuz if we did something awesome I would probably remember it right?

I changed my schedule at work to wed, thur, and sun off. That way I can break up the week a little, and still watch football on sunday. I'm crossing my fingers for the bucs to do well this year. Probably won't but eh. I'm also looking at our little closed in garage area in our house and trying to think how to turn it into a hang out room / man cave. Thinking a couch, tv, video games, beerpong, and darts would be a good start. I suppose I'll update if I make any progress on that. But don't hold your breath. Or do. Your call.

I just wrote anyway and then a comma, but then I realized that I use that a lot when I change subjects. Such as the second paragraph of this very post. And then I thought about it some more and realized that I use it a lot in conversation as well. So I erased it. So essentially I erased one word and ended up with all this meaningless bullshit. So I guess overall it was a bad move on my part. Too late now.

Anyway............... I'm just sitting here typing this and drinking a sweetwater 420 waiting for the little bit of tylenol pm i took to kick me in the face. That's what it does right? I'm pretty sure the label on the package says that... Yea so moving on. I gotta wake up tomorrow and go to the college to find out about my classes, and how to take them, and to pay, and to figure out how to buy books, and all that hullabaloo. Lol hullabaloo. Then I gotta head into work a tad bit early for hanner. Feelin a little sleepy I guess so maybe i'll try and go to sleep now. Until we meet again, (or until you read another useless post of mine i should say) i bid you bye bye.

Pickle Taco

Today was my second day off in a row. As of late ive been working 4 days on, 3 days off. Working all 40 of my hours all in 4 days, and then having 3 off in a row. Its not too shabby if i do say so myself. But really all it does is make me spend more money. But thats good for the economy right? You better say right or ill put a dog in a tinfoil hat and then put him in the microwave and feed him some chocolate.

Ha. I just farted and the sheet on the couch waved. Ha. HA!

Ne ways. Today I mowed the grass and then headed to gamestop to see about their buy two get one free sale. Twas non existent. Fo shizzle. So instead I went to winn dixie and got sum stizuff. Desnee was home by the time I got home, and we ended up eating dinner, and then watching some tv, and then playing a buncha monkey ball. And then like 2 games of SSX tricky. Then she went to the sleep land, and I pwned some nubs on MW2. Literally. Upped my kill streak by like 6 kills. Angels wept. All that good stuff.

Yesterday my whole family showed up at like 6:30 and destinie had made a deliciouso dinner. Two different lasagnas, salad, cheesy bread. Both sets of grandparents, my mom, corey and ashley, and me and destinie feasted. Then pretty much me n destinie just sat around.

I told destinie to think of something really fun to do tomorrow while she was at work for us to do afterwards. She had nothing yet but said she would think at work. So i'll guess I shall update tomorrow or the next with what we did! Orevua! or however the fuck you spell that.......

Egg Drop Soup

Turns out that charging cable went bye bye as well. Kinda just shorted out and stopped working. I have ANOTHER new cord now, so hopefully I can keep this thing charged. I think the only thing that stays consistent in my life is that I can always rely on my laptop to break in some way or another.

Anyway since the last time I graced your eyes with a posting... I went to red lobster on my birthday. Afterwards we went back to my parents house and played poker and I won like 16 bucks of coreys money. The next morning we left to go on our whitewater rafting trip. I went to bed early that night. The next day we went whitewater rafting, which was completely awesome. That night everybody drank a bunch of beer, and we went to this rock place and jumped off rocks and slid down waterfalls. The next day we woke up and drove home. That night we all went back to my parents house and played some pool and darts, and me and destinie stayed there. I then worked sat-tues. Wednesday I woke up and went to the bank and such, and then destinie came home and cooked me a delicious birthday dinner. Steak, crab legs, brussel sprouts, potatoes, salad, and pretty much just awesomeness. We then kinda just went to sleep. Yesterday we woke up and made breakfast with leftover steak. Then we played guitar hero for a bit, and then took a little nap. Then we woke up, played some SSX, and then headed off to the bowling alley. After the bowling alley we grabbed some beers and went off to the movies to see despicable me. Then we came home, watched a redbox movie, and fell asleep.

And now i'm sitting here posting this. Great how I can sum up like 2 weeks in 1 paragraph eh? Woulda been great to have actually posted about those days and what went on, however, I'm a lazy ass with a funktified loptap!!!!!!!!

I'll keep whoever is reading this posted with up to the minute updates from now on! (two weeks afterwards, of course)

jladfsafds

Today (yesterday) was a day like any other. Went to work and had bad luck. Drove around and had bad luck. Came home and played video games and had horrible mind bogglingly bad luck. Getting pretty old really. I mean overall everything is going my way. I have my own house, I have a car, a motorcycle, big tv and plent of video games, a great girlfriend, etc etc, so nothing really to bitch about it seems. Just getting old having day after day of bad luck. Meh.

Anyway nothing interesting happened at work. Just normal stuff. Made like 45 or 50 bucks with 20 deliveries. Came home. Has been my birthday since midnight. Didn't really do anything. Have to pack for a trip my mom planned tomorrow and make sure I register for college and get up and pack for me and destinie, and shes not here so its not like we could hang out or anything. Just kinda sat around and played COD. Gonna go get dinner tomorrow at Red Lobster, then its to bed early of course cuz we have to be up for whitewater rafting. That should be pretty fun.

Anyway I'm just bored I guess. Looking for something to do since I turned of COD. Didn't do so well tonight. I guess I'll just cya next time.

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lolerator

Ok. So that was a long stint of no postage. Trust me I wanted to, and I wished with all my heart to just be able to posts my beloved blogs, but as people say wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills first. Well.... lets just say it took a lot of hot water to get all the dumpage off the other hand. My puppy, ambrosius, chewed through my laptop charging cord just as we got internet in the new house. So my only option has been to post blogs and my phone. And that just sucks.

Once again, so many things have happened since the last time I posted. I guess let me go back and read and see whats gone on.

We are fully moved in here in palatka. And we should be since its been 3 months since we started after the last post. We have a couch now, some tables, a flat screen tv, we have everything set up and it looks pretty nice. Its not the nicest house in the world but I like it. Definitly feels like its my home. Were kinda working little by little to make it better. Even if its very small steps like put a clock up somewhere etc.

We went to Bonnaroo since the last time I posted. That was just a ridiculous amount of fun. I had as much fun as Chuck Norris would have in an ass kicking competition. And idk. Hard to sum up a place like that. Since this is probably just me reading this later in my life, just think back to what it was like. If you are not "me" and cant imagine bonnaroo, then i guess just leave a post on this blog and be like wtf yo use more adjectives. and ill be like, word.

besides that, nothing much has changed except my surroundings. im sure there are plenty of experiences that would have been nice to record here, but since like 3 months have past, gonna be hard to remember all that shit :P. I guess ill just have to try my hardest from here on out to remember to post everyday. If I remember anything I suppose i'll just edit this post.

Insert Possibly Clever Title

Got most of the little stuff from Destinie's moved I today. We still have no Internet so this is getting posted from my phone. Bout to go to sleep, just sitting here playing PS3, and I can hear a mouse in the ceiling. I thought it was just my mind playing tricks on me but a sat here and listened and sure enough I could hear s mouse skweaking and crawling around upstairs. That bastard. Guess it's to walmart to buy mousetraps soon.

Other than that it was a boring day. Delivered some pizza and packed some stuff. That's pretty much it. I guess I'll write again when something of interest happens.

Freshfully Clean

So its only been a few days or so and already so much has changed. Wait. I guess its been 13 days. But still....

Destinie owns a house in Palatka, and we moved there. It was kind of a spur of the moment type deal. We were talking about moving out there for months. But it was just kinda talk. We never really acted on it. Kinda like oh it would be cool if.... But nothing ever came of it. We went and looked at the house a while ago just to see it, but never decided anything. Then just recently we went again and looked around, and I said, "lets just move in next week." We both have two days in a row off every week, so I suggested we just move in the following week on our days off. So we did. I borrowed my moms van, and we just moved all our stuff (which wasnt much). Everyone has been super helpful. My grandpa rekeyed all the locks to match one key, and fixed a bunch of other stuff. My grandma has been trying to help with absolutely everything, and my mom practically emptied out her own house trying to find stuff we needed. Long story long, its awesome!

Tuesday we moved all of our stuff in, which consisted of a bed and frame, two tv's, a shelf, a buncha clothes and shoes, and some other random stuff. The house is pretty barren at this point yet somehow already feels like home. Wednesday morning we woke up and just cleaned absolutely everything. The house looked twice as good on the inside as when we first moved in. I mean vacuuming, scrubbing, wiping, degreasing, sweeping, whatever. That was also Cinco De Mayo and my mom and sister came over and we made some margaritas and ate taco bell :P. Today we woke up and started in on the yard. Everything isn't done yet, but will be shortly. We did so much today.

So to sum it up. New house, cleaning, yard work, lotsa fun!

In other news, we also got a puppy. Her name is Ambrosius. She's a little miniature dachshund puppy. All black with a hint of chocolate in the sunlight. My mom also got a puppy. His name is Frankie, or Frankfurter. Also a miniature dachshund.

And I think thats it. Im sitting here at my mom's house doing laundry, letting the dogs visit, and typing this post. So uh. Yea. Bye.

Uselessness

I suppose most times when I post in here and say "Today _____ happened" it actually means the previous day since I post at the end of the day. And the end of my day is like 4am. So deal with it.

Today was a boring day. I woke up around 4pm, and messed around on the internet for about 20 minutes, and then got ready for work. Got to work at 5. Today was extremely slow. The fair was going on here in St. Augustine and I guess everyone was eating there. I only had 14 deliveries for the entire night. Nothing of interest happened at work. Everyone I delivered to seemed to be drunk, but nothing interesting none the less. Got off work and sat around and drank a beer, then drive home and i'm writing this. Hurray.

Cranial Disruption

Ello mate. Back in action with more breaking news for the masses. Or for me to read in like 3 years and be like oh yea. That happened. Either way.... I'm gonna write shit now.

So I went to the bar the other night, I think it was actually the same day that I made my updated post. At first I was just sitting at home playing call of duty thinking about how I should be studying for my final, but Josh (my girlfriend's brother) was at a bar, and he kept texting me and saying I should come out. Eventually I realized how bored I was and decided to go to the bar with him. Hindsight tells me that THIS was a bad decision, but I am not a psychic, so I couldn't have told u that at the time. I get to the bar and everything seems normal. Drinks are being drank, women are being harassed, beer pong is being played, normal times right? Wrong kind sir, wrong. Me and Josh play a game of beer pong, and then I guess he decided he wanted some more competition, so he challenges someone else to some pong in a very aggressive way. The guy agrees and then walked off. When he came back, he got grabbed by the neck, and Josh said somethin to him in his ear. I guess it was either offensive, or the guy all of a sudden got the urge to punch something. Either way Josh started getting punched in the face. I ran over to try and break the fight up, and save Josh from pain and jailtime, but apperently the guy's friend thought I was running over to inflict pain, because at that point I also got punched in the face. Multiple times. Long story short, punches flew, kicks swung, beerpong tables broke, bartenders jumped counters, and people shot off revolvers in the air and said yeeeeeeehaaw!!! like the old west days and danced around to sped up piano music. Now my face hurts. Oh and my tooth got knocked out. Yep.... I was pretty angry at the time of impact but not so much now. I suppose every male needs a good ass-whooping every once in a while. Ha.

In other news, I shaved my head off. Well, I shaved my hair off anyway. The previous statement would be pretty bloody I suppose. Heres a little teaser to distract your eyes from this intriguing reading material....

Maybe this is part of the reason I got beat up. Maybe I was just askin for it with the skin head look. idk...

Anyway that was two nights ago. Yesterday I went to the dentist and got a temporary tooth put in until my new one gets here, and then went and took my final for ASL 2. Which I'm pretty sure I did well on. Then me and Des went out to my parents house to hang out with my sister and her boyfriend, drank a few beers, and then went to sleep. Woke up this morning, dropped des off at work and then came home. Now i'm sitting in bed writing this. Ole.

Peace, chicken grease, renew your lease, cuff with a crease, HOLY ISH THERES SOME EFFING GEESE!!!!!!

Edit: I added a post that I found in my drafts. It was from like a year and a half ago. It was supposed to be my first post in this blog I'm assuming, but it never got finished or published. I finished it and published it, however it got published under the original date it was made. So check out my new updated first post! Or don't. G's...

Four Twenty One

Welp. Not really sure where to go with this post. So many things have changed since my last post. Which I guess makes sense since it was like a year and a half ago. So I guess I'll read through and update everything I've posted. Details ensue....

- College

I no longer attend DBCC which is where I was going during the original posts in the blog. I'm back at SJRCC now, and this is my last semester before getting my AA degree. I guess i'm just gonna transfer the credits to DBCC though, gonna be easier than trying to transfer all the time spent at DBCC to saint johns. Taking ASL 2 and Biology. Money really isn't an issue of getting to class at this point since its in the same city I live in, but I still skip some classes I suppose..... can't break some habits I guess.

- Girlfriend

Yea so me and Lena arent together any more thank god. That whole thing was just one giant trainwreck. Except like the train wreck runs into a childrens hospital and explodes and flings baby corpses into a plane's engine which in turn explodes and wrecks into an elementary school. Yep. Thats what I said. Anyway I'm with the most wonderfulest lady every, Destinie. Best thing to happen to me you might say. Or you might not. Whatever. It's your opinion not mine. But if you did say it I would agree.

- Cars / Motorcycles / etc

So i'm not sure which car I had at original posting but now I have a KIA spectra. Wait I take that back. I do know which car I had during original postings. It was a KIA spectra. Bam. Anyway yea I actually just got MORE new tires put on the thing. That was quite the ordeal but its done. Actually just got a new tire put on my motorcycle, which is still running strong. Has some scrapes on it now from dropping it in the mountains, but still good.

- Living Situation

No longer living in the stupid house, and no longer living with my parents. I have invaded Destinie's house and i'm living with her and her brother at the moment. Me and destinie are thinking about moving to palatka, cuz she has a house there. Done.

- Other Stuff

Don't play COD4 or Madden anymore, I play COD6 and whatever. I don't work at Dominos anymore, thanks to all you assholes who read this and didn't cross your damn fingers. But seriously yea I got fired from there when my asshole manager decided to throw a hissy fit. I work at Five Star now and I'm way happier with it. I actually get to deliver pizza again instead of making it. So I make plenty of tips and get to just cruise around in my car. Only thing that sucks is not getting out of there till like 3:30-4:00 am. But i'll survive. And I think that's it.

Overall I'd like to point out that the biggest change that has occurred in my life is that I am actually and truly happy. It's not an effort anymore to try and make things work. It's not a pain in the ass to keep a smile on my face everyday. It just comes naturally now. Things have changed and I would definitely say for the better.

So till eight years from now when I post again.......