So I went to the bar the other night, I think it was actually the same day that I made my updated post. At first I was just sitting at home playing call of duty thinking about how I should be studying for my final, but Josh (my girlfriend's brother) was at a bar, and he kept texting me and saying I should come out. Eventually I realized how bored I was and decided to go to the bar with him. Hindsight tells me that THIS was a bad decision, but I am not a psychic, so I couldn't have told u that at the time. I get to the bar and everything seems normal. Drinks are being drank, women are being harassed, beer pong is being played, normal times right? Wrong kind sir, wrong. Me and Josh play a game of beer pong, and then I guess he decided he wanted some more competition, so he challenges someone else to some pong in a very aggressive way. The guy agrees and then walked off. When he came back, he got grabbed by the neck, and Josh said somethin to him in his ear. I guess it was either offensive, or the guy all of a sudden got the urge to punch something. Either way Josh started getting punched in the face. I ran over to try and break the fight up, and save Josh from pain and jailtime, but apperently the guy's friend thought I was running over to inflict pain, because at that point I also got punched in the face. Multiple times. Long story short, punches flew, kicks swung, beerpong tables broke, bartenders jumped counters, and people shot off revolvers in the air and said yeeeeeeehaaw!!! like the old west days and danced around to sped up piano music. Now my face hurts. Oh and my tooth got knocked out. Yep.... I was pretty angry at the time of impact but not so much now. I suppose every male needs a good ass-whooping every once in a while. Ha.
In other news, I shaved my head off. Well, I shaved my hair off anyway. The previous statement would be pretty bloody I suppose. Heres a little teaser to distract your eyes from this intriguing reading material....
Maybe this is part of the reason I got beat up. Maybe I was just askin for it with the skin head look. idk...
Anyway that was two nights ago. Yesterday I went to the dentist and got a temporary tooth put in until my new one gets here, and then went and took my final for ASL 2. Which I'm pretty sure I did well on. Then me and Des went out to my parents house to hang out with my sister and her boyfriend, drank a few beers, and then went to sleep. Woke up this morning, dropped des off at work and then came home. Now i'm sitting in bed writing this. Ole.
Peace, chicken grease, renew your lease, cuff with a crease, HOLY ISH THERES SOME EFFING GEESE!!!!!!
Edit: I added a post that I found in my drafts. It was from like a year and a half ago. It was supposed to be my first post in this blog I'm assuming, but it never got finished or published. I finished it and published it, however it got published under the original date it was made. So check out my new updated first post! Or don't. G's...
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