Uselessness

I suppose most times when I post in here and say "Today _____ happened" it actually means the previous day since I post at the end of the day. And the end of my day is like 4am. So deal with it.

Today was a boring day. I woke up around 4pm, and messed around on the internet for about 20 minutes, and then got ready for work. Got to work at 5. Today was extremely slow. The fair was going on here in St. Augustine and I guess everyone was eating there. I only had 14 deliveries for the entire night. Nothing of interest happened at work. Everyone I delivered to seemed to be drunk, but nothing interesting none the less. Got off work and sat around and drank a beer, then drive home and i'm writing this. Hurray.

Cranial Disruption

Ello mate. Back in action with more breaking news for the masses. Or for me to read in like 3 years and be like oh yea. That happened. Either way.... I'm gonna write shit now.

So I went to the bar the other night, I think it was actually the same day that I made my updated post. At first I was just sitting at home playing call of duty thinking about how I should be studying for my final, but Josh (my girlfriend's brother) was at a bar, and he kept texting me and saying I should come out. Eventually I realized how bored I was and decided to go to the bar with him. Hindsight tells me that THIS was a bad decision, but I am not a psychic, so I couldn't have told u that at the time. I get to the bar and everything seems normal. Drinks are being drank, women are being harassed, beer pong is being played, normal times right? Wrong kind sir, wrong. Me and Josh play a game of beer pong, and then I guess he decided he wanted some more competition, so he challenges someone else to some pong in a very aggressive way. The guy agrees and then walked off. When he came back, he got grabbed by the neck, and Josh said somethin to him in his ear. I guess it was either offensive, or the guy all of a sudden got the urge to punch something. Either way Josh started getting punched in the face. I ran over to try and break the fight up, and save Josh from pain and jailtime, but apperently the guy's friend thought I was running over to inflict pain, because at that point I also got punched in the face. Multiple times. Long story short, punches flew, kicks swung, beerpong tables broke, bartenders jumped counters, and people shot off revolvers in the air and said yeeeeeeehaaw!!! like the old west days and danced around to sped up piano music. Now my face hurts. Oh and my tooth got knocked out. Yep.... I was pretty angry at the time of impact but not so much now. I suppose every male needs a good ass-whooping every once in a while. Ha.

In other news, I shaved my head off. Well, I shaved my hair off anyway. The previous statement would be pretty bloody I suppose. Heres a little teaser to distract your eyes from this intriguing reading material....

Maybe this is part of the reason I got beat up. Maybe I was just askin for it with the skin head look. idk...

Anyway that was two nights ago. Yesterday I went to the dentist and got a temporary tooth put in until my new one gets here, and then went and took my final for ASL 2. Which I'm pretty sure I did well on. Then me and Des went out to my parents house to hang out with my sister and her boyfriend, drank a few beers, and then went to sleep. Woke up this morning, dropped des off at work and then came home. Now i'm sitting in bed writing this. Ole.

Peace, chicken grease, renew your lease, cuff with a crease, HOLY ISH THERES SOME EFFING GEESE!!!!!!

Edit: I added a post that I found in my drafts. It was from like a year and a half ago. It was supposed to be my first post in this blog I'm assuming, but it never got finished or published. I finished it and published it, however it got published under the original date it was made. So check out my new updated first post! Or don't. G's...

Four Twenty One

Welp. Not really sure where to go with this post. So many things have changed since my last post. Which I guess makes sense since it was like a year and a half ago. So I guess I'll read through and update everything I've posted. Details ensue....

- College

I no longer attend DBCC which is where I was going during the original posts in the blog. I'm back at SJRCC now, and this is my last semester before getting my AA degree. I guess i'm just gonna transfer the credits to DBCC though, gonna be easier than trying to transfer all the time spent at DBCC to saint johns. Taking ASL 2 and Biology. Money really isn't an issue of getting to class at this point since its in the same city I live in, but I still skip some classes I suppose..... can't break some habits I guess.

- Girlfriend

Yea so me and Lena arent together any more thank god. That whole thing was just one giant trainwreck. Except like the train wreck runs into a childrens hospital and explodes and flings baby corpses into a plane's engine which in turn explodes and wrecks into an elementary school. Yep. Thats what I said. Anyway I'm with the most wonderfulest lady every, Destinie. Best thing to happen to me you might say. Or you might not. Whatever. It's your opinion not mine. But if you did say it I would agree.

- Cars / Motorcycles / etc

So i'm not sure which car I had at original posting but now I have a KIA spectra. Wait I take that back. I do know which car I had during original postings. It was a KIA spectra. Bam. Anyway yea I actually just got MORE new tires put on the thing. That was quite the ordeal but its done. Actually just got a new tire put on my motorcycle, which is still running strong. Has some scrapes on it now from dropping it in the mountains, but still good.

- Living Situation

No longer living in the stupid house, and no longer living with my parents. I have invaded Destinie's house and i'm living with her and her brother at the moment. Me and destinie are thinking about moving to palatka, cuz she has a house there. Done.

- Other Stuff

Don't play COD4 or Madden anymore, I play COD6 and whatever. I don't work at Dominos anymore, thanks to all you assholes who read this and didn't cross your damn fingers. But seriously yea I got fired from there when my asshole manager decided to throw a hissy fit. I work at Five Star now and I'm way happier with it. I actually get to deliver pizza again instead of making it. So I make plenty of tips and get to just cruise around in my car. Only thing that sucks is not getting out of there till like 3:30-4:00 am. But i'll survive. And I think that's it.

Overall I'd like to point out that the biggest change that has occurred in my life is that I am actually and truly happy. It's not an effort anymore to try and make things work. It's not a pain in the ass to keep a smile on my face everyday. It just comes naturally now. Things have changed and I would definitely say for the better.

So till eight years from now when I post again.......